* Uncanny. Can these people who explain that the total universe is a swindling opposite G Brown be right? Where, for example, did he select to proceed his campaign? Thats right: a supermarket in Strood. And who is Stroods majority important son? Thats right: Isaac Newell, 19th-century owner of that eminent Argentine football bar Newells Old Boys. And usually hours later, presumably the majority important Newells Old Boys" Old Boy, Lionel Messi, puts 4 past Arsenal. I ask you. Bang goes the Islington North opinion and feelgood factor, I should have said. Far-fetched, coincidence? You shake up hands with him. He got stranded in a lift at GMTV yesterday, by the way. With John Stapleton.
* At last! It wouldnt be an choosing but a late preference row. This time the PM is attempting to levy Chris Leslie, a former MP, on a demure Nottingham East. I dont know what they"re so dissapoint about. Not usually did Leslie brilliantly run Gordons caring choosing discuss opposite no one, but he is additionally the intrepid ally of polite rights who forked out that Shami Chakrabarti, executive of Liberty, was in the robe of withdrawal her wheelie bin half on the cement outward her house, to illustrate infringing leisure of movement. Excellent. Get him in! And remind me to discuss it you about Jack Straw and the ice-cream outpost prior to 6 May.
* Celebrities! And in the have a difference of VIP endorsements, I think I can guarantee with a small certainty that this mainstay will be relentless in the poke for that curtsy and a blink from the important that can so mostly lean a close preference on amicable and mercantile policy. And we begin with the mythological Wurzels, who have been celebrating the scrapping of the 10 per cent enlarge on cider after the Conservatives refused to concede it by but debate. Understandably, the boys, who had been heading a discuss opposite the rise, were not accessible when I got in touch, but their manager, Mr Sil Willcox, was means to discuss it me there had nonetheless to be a last preference on endorsement, as they dictated to attend delicately to what everybody had to say. Worry not: we shall lapse to them prior to 6 May. Meanwhile, Mr Willcox would similar to you to know that you can catch them in Bicester on twenty-four April, in Looe the subsequent day, and additionally on their ultimate release, the properly acclaimed "A Load More Bullocks".
* Full English? It has been brought to my courtesy that Chris Grayling, the shade Home Secretary, was absent from the last PMQs yesterday. I"m fearful I cannot endorse suggestions that he was deliberation his destiny after his new hitch of unlucky publicity, but he competence caring to know that theres a six-bedroom residence really attractively priced, finish with beach hovel (separate negotiation) right away accessible in Frinton-on-Sea, a clip at �350K, glorious B&B potential.
* More right away from my mythological psephologist, Dr Chad Ballot, who is accessible to answer any questions you competence have with imagination and charm. And todays question is from that untiring correspondent, CN of London, W8: "Dear Dr Ballot: What should I have of David Cameron cycling but a helmet? Disgracefully insane or attractively edgy?" Dr Ballot responds: "A worrying development, generally if it spreads to bureau visits and everybody refusing to wear those close-fitting small white hairnet thingies. I love them in those. Yours aye, CB."
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